The parsley's just for decoration.

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blackcherrylife:

kachow:

DO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SEE THOSE GUMMY SHARKS?

What?!? Where is this gummi heaven?!?!

OH MY GOD JUST GRAFT IT ALL TO MY SKIN AND I’LL EAT MYSELF 

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fuckyeahillustrativeart:

R.I.P. Maurice Sendak 5-08-12

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cicerothewriter:

almaviva90:

Hurrah for a new photo of Miss Lemon and Captain Hastings. Like other people, I always like to think of them as almost brother and sister and both united in the sense of being utterly in the dark when Poirot goes off and does all his mental gymnastics.

And I’m just going to have a lie down for a bit because that expression of his is just…

Oh man. *thud*

Um, c-can I be your guys’ little sister? I promise I’ll stay offscreen and not be like that third kid on Family Ties. 

cicerothewriter:

ladyhistory:

lamprophonic:

cantblogmelove:

mind-tardis:

timelordy-teganbreann:

i do not know wehat you are takilnkg a bout

don’t believe the lies

what a bunch of horsepuckey

Most blatant lie I have ever read

For god’s sake who told you that?

Why would anyone actually have that?

I have no idea what you are talking about.

That has about as much scientific merit as phrenology. 

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Nothing sexual to see here.

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fitofpique:

Dachshund U.N.

“For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

I like to imagine the Russian dachshund as a wiener Kruschev. “We will bury you right next to that tennis ball that’s been rotting for three months!”

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Fierce geeks are sexy.

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